dansmithstolemyheart

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out
laurapalmersflaws

neverborn-neverdead:

I’ve got a migraine, and my pain will range from up down and sideways. Thank God it’s Friday, ’cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays, ’cause Sundays are my suicide days. I don’t know why they always seem so dismal. Thunderstorms, clouds, snow, and a slight drizzle. Whether it’s the weather or the letters by my bed, sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head.

Am I the only one I know waging my wars behind my face and above my throat? Shadows will scream that I’m alone, but I know we’ve made it this far, kid.